
Bite Me! (You Know I Like It): Spooky Boys, Book 1
4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars | 1,729 ratings
Price: 29.66
Last update: 01-28-2025
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Blair
I'd been waiting my whole life to run. When I uncovered hidden papers detailing my inheritance, I knew my time had come. I packed my trunk full of plant babies, black nail polish, and determination. With my demons in the rearview mirror and my trauma for company, I made my way to Elmwood. The remote Maine mountain town is home to my future, a potential love interest, and a lot of really weird, possibly deadly secrets.
Richard
Until recently, the most interesting thing in my life had been a particularly difficult Sunday crossword. Even my vampiric transformation hadn't disrupted my life much—it was still boring and repetitive, albeit with more blood than I'd previously dealt with. When newcomer Blair—a charming five-foot-tall vegan ball of rage—blows into town, it's all I can do not to follow him like a love-sick puppy. He’s everything I’ve been missing, but there's a catch: I need to spy on him and convince the Council he’s innocent of his mother’s crimes. Here's hoping I don't end up with a corpse instead of a boyfriend.
Bite Me! (You Know I Like It) is a standalone slow-burn paranormal MM romance with high heat, an HEA, and no cliffhangers. If you like spooky stories with mystery, suspense, hilarious miscommunication, and characters that make you laugh, listen on!
Top reviews from the United States

5.0 out of 5 stars Limiter people skills and sweetness overload
Now, my TBR is a black hole atp, and being a mood reader means that I go in there and pick and choose.
This one... well, I picked it because of the cover ( as mentioned ). The cute colors, the white-haired dude, YASSSS pls.
Now, don't let yourself fooled, this book is AMAZING. OMG, I can't. It is so good I was shocked.
Richard & Blaire are just too sweet. Individually & together.
I laughed so much reading this book, but I also had to go through different kinds of sadness because Blaire's life was hard and ugly. My baby has been through so many hard things that my heart was hurting for him.
He is such an amazing little man. He is so strong and courageous... this is his journey, you know? It's his self discovery journey and I loved every second of it.
The story is sweet, their love is sweet, them together... sweetness overload.
If you are looking for a feel-good, funny, emotional book, this is the one.
The plot is also so entertaining, the mistery, how we get to some conclusions and the way we meet the next characters... you guessed it, AMAZING.
Richard & Blaire will have my heart, and I hope I get to see them in the next books because this was clearly NOT enough for me.
5/5⭐️, highly recommend.

4.0 out of 5 stars Love the story, but it's a little longer than necessary
So, overall, I really enjoyed this. Our MCs, Blair and Richard, are interesting and complex. There is a lot of emotion. This story was a lot heavier than I was expecting. There is still plenty of humor to balance it out, though. My only complaint, honestly, is that this story is just way longer than it needed to be. It's almost 600 pages, so it's thicc. Some parts felt like it dragged at times, so it just didn't feel necessary. That said, this is a fun read. The story may be long, but the writing is good. The Elmwood community is super interesting. I am super curious about Prudence's story, so I will for sure be continuing with this series.

5.0 out of 5 stars Hauntingly beautiful

3.0 out of 5 stars Editor, where art thou?

5.0 out of 5 stars perfect
Anyway I’m not qualified to review books, but I’m like “damn I wish I wrote this.” 10/10. Admire the fook out of the author for being so good with words and feelings and making the characters feel real because they’re flawed but that doesn’t make them bad. 11/10. And I respect that Blair is a troll. 12/10 troll work.