Cold Sweat

4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars | 350 ratings

Price: 2.99

Last update: 08-31-2024


About this item

Fleeing college pressure, Jules heads home to rest, recharge, and figure out a plan before fall break ends. Eager to spend time with her mother and stepfather, there's one presence she's less thrilled about seeing: Red.

The sentient, smirking pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist Punch was a huge pain in the glass. He'd been getting under her skin for two years now, ever since their parents' wedding day. Red's taste in entertainment and weirdly suggestive commentary were driving her crazy, a destination she was capable of finding all on her own.

With big life decisions looming, his antics shake up Jules' already-fragile peace, steering her towards a leisurely evening in her mom's new sauna. It seems like the perfect remedy for stress...until Red invites himself along. Close, steamy confines have a way of outing secrets, and Red has a huge one he can't keep on ice any longer.

Will Jules be able to resist her thirst for the unknown, or will the truth about her stepbrother refresh her perspective entirely?


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Cold Sweat is a PARODY MF sentient object romance novella between a human woman and a large, glass pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist drink mix. No, that's not a metaphor. It's made of glass. Yes, I am referring to exactly what you think I am. Yes, this was written by the same woman who wrote the door one. And the balloons. And the boat.

At this point, you know what you're getting into, friends.

Full content considerations will be in the book, and readers are always welcome to reach out to the author directly with any questions or concerns. I appreciate your company and support on this wild, weird authoring journey!

Top reviews from the United States

Albi
5.0 out of 5 stars A new all time favorite
Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2024
6 stars, an all-time favorite. This was silly, sweet, sexy, and OH YEAH, it was a lot of fun. Why am I so thirsty now ????
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Albi
5.0 out of 5 stars A new all time favorite
Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2024
6 stars, an all-time favorite. This was silly, sweet, sexy, and OH YEAH, it was a lot of fun. Why am I so thirsty now ????
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Clerissa Sanchez
4.0 out of 5 stars Really Weird.
Reviewed in the United States on August 16, 2024
This book was weird. I mean it’s basically having sex with the Kool-aid man but he happens to be your step brother which is not something I can say I’ve ever thought about doing. But I will say it was entertaining. I knew what I was getting into and I went in fully ready to embrace the weird. The spice was pretty good and overall it was an enjoyable experience.

Overall: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Spice: ????️????️
Emily McGee
3.0 out of 5 stars that was a choice
Reviewed in the United States on August 1, 2024
I mean… I read it for science. I am at a loss for words which is not something that happens often. It was worth the read tho
Yakn71128
5.0 out of 5 stars oh yeah
Reviewed in the United States on July 26, 2024
Uhm...I'm still a little flustered on what I just read but I'm not at all disappointed either.

It was funny, the smut was hot and honestly really creative. I loved it.
SlR
4.0 out of 5 stars Definitely a Vera Valentine!
Reviewed in the United States on July 23, 2024
Quirky, imaginative, and bizarre. That and so many other adjectives cannot begin to scratch the surface on this to explain how it is such a nice little piece of writing. Perfect for a KU quick read when I needed something to make me grin this morning.
Halla.booktoker
5.0 out of 5 stars Oh no not the red dye #40????
Reviewed in the United States on July 15, 2024
Yes.... yes, i did infact read a Kool-Aid, Step Brother Romance.... and i don't even like step brother tropes.

But heres how it was.

It's short, sweet, and real smuttty.

Plot is there, which is amazing since it's only 60 pgs.
I give 3 ⭐️ plot rating, only bc of size. Honestly, i was impressed, though.

Spice i give 4 ???? it was hot af.
Weird, but yes.

K!nk ill go with a 2, there is some and obv glass play????????

Tw, it's weird af but not dark. But for your mental health, please check the tw in the beginning
Kayreads_romance
3.0 out of 5 stars what did I just read?
Reviewed in the United States on August 14, 2024
lol I mean… it was exactly what it said it was gonna be!
The imagery was really descriptive and the premise was insane
A'anna T. Williams
5.0 out of 5 stars So much fun!
Reviewed in the United States on August 15, 2024
I have no idea where she comes up with this stuff but I love it! I'm addicted. I have read squeak and the one about the door. They're so off the wall and so different and so much fun. I laugh so hard! And the truth is I eagerly await her next book. Whatever that is I'm going to read it.

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