How to Start the New Year Right: According to the Minions (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees)

4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars | 163 ratings

Price: 2.99

Last update: 01-02-2025


About this item

Gregory:

In preparation for Santanos’s return from a retreat in the Alps, the minions are putting on a New Year’s Eve party, but if one more person touches Edovard, the celebration is going to get bloody.

Hassan:

My mate is adorable, but he’d be even cuter with bloody hands. If only that wouldn’t upset Edovard.

How to Start the New Year Right is a 6k short story featuring a New Year's Eve party with fewer clothes than people and the minions’ evil New Year’s resolutions.


Top reviews from the United States

  • Synren
    5.0 out of 5 stars Awe I want to be an evil minion too
    Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2024
    Okay the minions are ALWAYS cute, and I love them. Plus who wouldn't want hugs from our favorite Puppers and get a little insight from the "evil" main three, when they all love each other. This was cute, short and just sweet. These four love birds are properly my favorite love grouping. Pupper just makes it better he's someone you wish was real just to get a hug from when you need it. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
  • Mokee
    4.0 out of 5 stars I like it, but…
    Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2024
    This is definitely a $.99 story, not a $2.99 one. Some spelling errors. Super duper short with one chapter per each character. Nothing much really happens. So it was just ok. Honestly I’d recommend skipping it until the price comes down.
    But I still really love the actual series!
  • iamltr
    5.0 out of 5 stars Awww....
    Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2024
    This was an extremely short pupper and his loves New Years snippet that I wished was longer.

    I would love more of these but please bundle them, tbh, this was really too short.
  • Trace
    5.0 out of 5 stars Happy New Year
    Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2024
    This was a short and smexy little story that was a nice, quick read. If you are reading the Murder Sprees series then of course you should read it!

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