Rich Hayes
Hey folks, it's your friendly neighborhood mugger here, giving you a very unexpected, but very honest review of the SABRE Advanced Pepper Spray. Yeah, you read that right. I had a close encounter with this bad boy, and let me tell you, it’s unforgettable.
Pros:
Maximum Strength:
When they say "maximum strength," they ain’t kidding. One squirt from this thing and I was on my knees faster than you can say “bad life choices.” My eyes felt like they were on fire, and my nose? Forget about it!
3-in-1 Formula:
This spray is the ultimate triple threat. It’s got pepper spray, tear gas, and UV dye. Not only was I temporarily blinded and incapacitated, but now I’m also a glowing beacon of bad luck, visible under UV light. Great for catching the bad guys (a.k.a. me).
Quick Deployment:
The lady I tried to mug whipped this thing out faster than a cowboy in a spaghetti western. There was no fumbling, no hesitation. Just a quick spritz, and bam! My criminal career went up in smoke.
Compact and Convenient:
This little canister packs a punch but is small enough to fit in a pocket or purse. Perfect for quick access when some idiot like me thinks they can pull a fast one.
Cons:
Ruined My Day:
I had plans, you know? Big plans. But this spray turned my ambitious evening into a painful trip to the ER. Total mood killer.
Stubborn UV Dye:
I look like I’ve been tagged by a graffiti artist. This stuff doesn’t wash off easily, so now I’m walking around like a glowing, snot-covered warning sign for other muggers.
Unwanted Reflection Time:
After being sprayed, I had a lot of time to reflect on my life choices. Not really a con of the product, but hey, nobody likes an unexpected moral awakening.
Conclusion:
If you’re a law-abiding citizen looking for a reliable, effective way to fend off ne’er-do-wells, the SABRE Advanced Pepper Spray is your best friend. If you’re a mugger, well, let’s just say this little canister is your worst nightmare. Trust me, I know from very painful experience. This spray gets the job done, and then some. Five stars for effectiveness, zero stars for my ego.
| Brand | SABRE |
|---|---|
| Product Dimensions | 0.88"W x 4"H |
| Item Weight | 3.36 ounces |
| League | SABRE |
| Range | 10 |
| Team Name | SABRE |
| UPC | 023063815046 |
| Item Package Dimensions L x W x H | 8.03 x 5.51 x 2.44 inches |
| Package Weight | 0.16 Kilograms |
| Item Dimensions LxWxH | 0.88 x 0.88 x 4 inches |
| Brand Name | SABRE |
| Warranty Description | 4 years |
| Model Name | SABRE Defense Spray with Attachment Clip, 2 Pack |
| Color | Black, 2-Pack |
| Material | Plastic |
| Suggested Users | unisex-adult |
| Number of Items | 2 |
| Manufacturer | Security Equipment Corporation |
| Part Number | P-22-2-AMZ |
| Included Components | non-removable belt clip |
| Size | 0.78 Fluid Ounces |
Amy Thach
